Friday, January 27, 2006

The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005

quote[31. Rita Cosby

Charges: Unholy pastiche of fearmongering and celebrity ringworm with the brain of a moth, the integrity of a tapeworm, and the appearance and larynx of a sugar-addicted, glass-eating drag queen.

Exhibit A:
Her banter with Joe Scarborough kills children.

Sentence: Kicked in the nuts.]


This was freakin' awesome, though I'd personally rearrange the top ten.

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