A Friday Funny...

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the
kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question
time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him
his name.

" Stanley ," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley ?"

"I have 4 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when
1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush
informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?

Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him
out and asks him his name.

"Little Johnnie" he responds.

"And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"

"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when
1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes
early?

And sixth, what the F ..... happened to Stanley ?"