Oh put them away! Why DO usually demure women go topless on holiday?

quote[For the morning sun not only illuminated a manicured lawn framed by a delightful stretch of Mediterranean coastline.

It also fell upon the expansive embonpoint of a topless blonde sitting by the pool, cheerfully grilling her naked chest in the Hispanic heat.

Since the woman was the sole sunbather that morning, I presumed she would cover up when my four children - three of them boys - appeared for a swim.

After all, this wasn't a sprawling resort, where topless tanning can be rendered more discreet by the bustle of poolside activity, but a small block of privately owned apartments, most of which were empty.

However, when we all went down to the pool after breakfast, our presence was barely registered by the woman, as she continued to glaze her oven-ready breasts with coconut oil.]

Fucking prude!

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